Horse Manure and Ice Cream

• "Putting religion and politics together is mixing ice cream and horse manure. . . . It doesn’t hurt the horse manure; but it ruins the ice cream."
  
• “If the U.N. would listen to Jesus, the whole world would be in good shape.”
  
• “Jesus loves the United States. Jesus loves Iraq. Jesus loves Afghanistan."
  

That's Tony Campolo, appearing on The Colbert Report from Comedy Central.